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I feel like I should be blowing dust or something off of this. I'm really bad at updating stuff. Work takes up too much timeeee. ;;

... I wonder sometimes if I should just become a super hero. Can you make money off of that?

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Maybe through donations.

Usually heroes keep their identity secret to avoid paying for all the property damage they cause, directly or indirectly.

That's a good point.

I just think my skills would probably be better put towards heroing than making deliveries for places.

I mean I can go really fast but come on.

Possibly, but do you see heroes in comics or movies living a comfy, content life? ...Those who start with money notwithstanding.

Well, just think of all the money you're saving on fuel.

Fuel nothing, I don't even know how to drive.

...huh.

...

I guess I never really bothered learning either. I just figured most everyone rode motorcycles these days.

... I don't know how to drive a motorcycle either, soo...

Nor have I. Just surprised that you haven't, being in delivery and all.

... I guess, just be thankful you stay in shape easily?

I don't have the balance to ride anything with two wheels.

Well, yes. But it doesn't make things less tiring.

...so you don't even ride a bicycle. It's all on foot.

Being a hero would be far more tiring, I imagine.

Yeah. Bicycles were always something I could never figure out.

But I can run really really fast.

Because I'm a ninja.

...

You might be able to get some sort of gig... like... promotion dressed up like a character. Probably Sentai or Kamen.

I dunno. I don't think either of those have a ninja.

Well, maybe Super Sentai might, but I don't really know all of the themes they had.

Pretty sure there was a ninja sentai.

...though don't quote me on that.

Besides, I'm not thematically colored.

I'd need to be a primary shade.

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