Linka Barkus (
blackmage_linka) wrote2012-04-17 07:16 pm
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I feel like I should be blowing dust or something off of this. I'm really bad at updating stuff. Work takes up too much timeeee. ;;
... I wonder sometimes if I should just become a super hero. Can you make money off of that?
... I wonder sometimes if I should just become a super hero. Can you make money off of that?
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Usually heroes keep their identity secret to avoid paying for all the property damage they cause, directly or indirectly.
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I just think my skills would probably be better put towards heroing than making deliveries for places.
I mean I can go really fast but come on.
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Well, just think of all the money you're saving on fuel.
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I guess I never really bothered learning either. I just figured most everyone rode motorcycles these days.
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... I guess, just be thankful you stay in shape easily?
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Well, yes. But it doesn't make things less tiring.
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Being a hero would be far more tiring, I imagine.
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But I can run really really fast.
Because I'm a ninja.
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You might be able to get some sort of gig... like... promotion dressed up like a character. Probably Sentai or Kamen.
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Well, maybe Super Sentai might, but I don't really know all of the themes they had.
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...though don't quote me on that.
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I'd need to be a primary shade.
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Most countries discourage action by private citizens against criminality.
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But being a speedy ninja for deliveries suuucksss
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You'd need for like. The end of the world being averted by people around here. And obviously so, for it to become acceptable?
... also I'd love a speedy ninja for delivery.
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It's my only useful skill.
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Or you could ask the Spirit Foundation about it.
So, where do you work so that I can ask for you to deliver?
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And I think Super Heroes would either work for government, or get corporate sponsors...?
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But I feel like I should be doing something more practical with being a ninja and all.
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I'm making food deliveries.
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Though, I guess you could deal with the Skull Servant situation?
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... What Skull Servant situation?
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Or so I hear. Basically the tournament finals are encouraging it.
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You don't need to be a super ninja to be able to beat up a skeleton.
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It'd sure be more of a practical application than delivering stuff really fast.