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[blackmage_linka]

Sometimes, I wonder if I should be a superhero.

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[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

... Super Hero?

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, superhero.

I mean, if I weren't lazy as sin and all. I could make for an awesome super hero.

I mean, I already got the superpowers, so why not?

[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

... Super Powers?

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, superpowers.

First time I actually used them I think I made a dragon weep with joy.

[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

... What?

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

Well.

There was one this other guy I was hanging around with for a while who said that I had little robots inside of me.

And that if I say a word they go crazy and start getting imaginative. And they turn me into a superpowered ninja.

Honestly it keeps feeling like I should be suffering deja vu from it, but hey, take what you can get?

[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

... Robots.

White hair. Snide smile. Vague feeling he should be trying to kill us all with a giant Organ pipe?

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

Yeah pretty much.

[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

He dueled me when I was insane and the scion of a demented evil god.

And told me I had nanobots in me as well. Hrm.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...honestly, it's not worth it. Even comics know this well enough anymore.

You basically have to be completely selfless and a saint to make a good superhero.

Either that, or you become a slave to PR. Either way, it's pretty much hell... just look at Juudai.

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

I could always be an anti-hero instead...! :<

Considering that me and selfless being together would give even my own family a heart attack.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Even being an anti-hero is a headache. I tend to go for trickster mentor, myself.

...though I'm not so hot on the mentor part. ...or the trickster, really.

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

Well you don't really have many straight-out protagonists to screw with to be a trickster mentor!

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

True enough.

...I wonder what I would classify as, then...

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

The sloth-like and perverted side-character? ?.?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...

;o;

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

... Well, you did wonder!

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I would think that I'm a little more than just that...!

[rulestheduel.livejournal.com]

Ah...

You are the girl who has Red Daenon's Dragon in this time, are you not?

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm the one with the Yakuza-Wannabe.

... Any reason why you're asking?

[rulestheduel.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking.

I could teach you some things.

They could make it easier to deal with.. him.

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

... You mean it's possible for people to teach others ways to avoid physical and blindingly painful torture?

[rulestheduel.livejournal.com]

...

Yes.

[blackmage-linka.livejournal.com]

... Your dotting makes me suspicious.

Sure why not.

[rulestheduel.livejournal.com]

Very well then.