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... Damn it all to hell, ow, I think I'll just not move for a month.

Maybe then I'll heal. ;;

... Shall I turn up the nanomachines then?

... wha? Nanomachines?

tiny machines that all candidates for gems contain.

you may encounter some ninja-based side effects.

....... what. gems. ninja.

what. I'll hit you until you explain. I have crutches.

no that's fine don't hurt me I'll explain.

gems are small rocks that are shiny and excite nanomachines which give special powers to people based on manipulating photons or something like that but most of you have them turned off to save power and i can turn them up so you'll heal faster if you want.

... I don't mind the healing faster part.

But now I'm more wondering how the hell nanomachines got into me.

They're the real reason kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

Awww, but I always liked french toast crunch, not that cinnamon stuff.

It's in all of them.

... Whelp, I guess I won't be eating cereal anymore, regardless! \o/

... but they don't hurt you.

Also they're delicious.

Well, they might not be hurting me. And they might be delicious.

But I never expected nanomachines to get snuck into me while eating something that is a part of a balanced breakfast.

Well they are on the ingredients list.

... Damn, they are? Wow, teaches me to actually look at the label.

Anyway, want me to hit the on switch?

... Why not. Better than dealing with a constant stream of pain for another 6 to 8 weeks.

Okay there on.

Now if you don't want sudden ninja abilities don't ever say materialize again k?

... Will keep that in mind. Really.

....you earned it, Barkus.

... Really? Thanks. ;;

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